Stories worth telling — Editorial Poetry T-Shirt
Poor judgment has a habit of becoming everybody's favourite story. This Filthy Poet poem laughs at the bad timing, questionable decisions and memories that refuse to disappear.
About this item
The poem
I don't make bad decisions,
I make stories worth the shame,
the kind people still bring up
whenever someone says my name.
There's usually bad timing,
poor judgment, and a drink,
followed by that lovely moment
when I realise I didn't think.
But boring never made a story
anybody wants to hear,
and sensible gets forgotten
before the end of the year.
So call them bad decisions,
I really don't give a shit-
if we're still laughing years later,
I'd say I fucking nailed it.
The design
Comfort Colors® 1717, with the Editorial design printed on the front.
Fit & sizing
A relaxed unisex fit. For the best match, measure a T-shirt you enjoy wearing and compare it with our chart. Available sizes vary by colour.
Materials & care
Comfort Colors® 1717
Soft cotton.
Plenty of character.
100% ring-spun US cotton, with a substantial 206.8 g/m² (6.1 oz/yd²) weight, a relaxed unisex fit and a soft-washed feel. Pre-shrunk during manufacture.
What garment-dyed means
The tee is coloured after it has been sewn. Pigment-dyed shades have a softer, weathered finish; other shades have a more even appearance. Small differences in shade are part of garment dyeing.
Before your first wear
Wash separately in cold water. Pigment-dyed colours can release loose pigment, even after the first wash, and may stain lighter items.
Then wash with similar colours. If colour is still releasing, keep washing separately.
| Wash | Turn inside out. Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C, with similar colours. |
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| Dry | Air dry where possible, or tumble dry on low heat. |
| The print | Never iron directly over the printed design. |
| Avoid | Bleach and dry cleaning. |
Always follow the care label supplied with your tee.
Delivery & returns
Printed for you after you order. Most orders are ready to dispatch in 2–7 business days; production time is separate from delivery time.
Current UK delivery estimates after dispatch are 3–5 business days for Standard and 1–2 for Express, where available. The services, charges and product-specific estimates shown at checkout apply.
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