The poem
If you can't be kind, then shut the fuck up,
not every thought needs a seat at the pub.
You don't need to comment, correct, or advise,
or dress up your cruelty in "just being wise."
Silence is free and remarkably neat,
much cheaper than dragging
your ego through streets.
So if what you're saying won't soften the blow,
keep that shit zipped,
the world doesn't need to know.
The design
Comfort Colors® 1717, with the Typewriter Manuscript design printed on the front.